Until we get word from higher up we might as well start using the phrases that are currently used by the president.

1:diversity                  1:different and scary

2:entitlement.              2: I can see it from here therefore it is mine.

3:evidence-based.          3:probably a lie

4:fetus.                         4:tummy angel

5:science-based.               5:definitely a lie

6:transgender.                6:people will now be referred to as grabs
and don’t grabs.

7:vulnerable.                            7:snowflake