Hello, and welcome to Schwartz and Merc the comic. Here is the first comic of the site. I will post twice per week. You may ask yourself, “Why did he put a merch button on the site without having any merchandise to sell?” or say “Well, he is a cocky shit.” I had them put there for just in case in the future it could save me about five minutes of coming up with buttons. Anyways, here is what is up. If you have any questions feel free to e-mail me. If you have something to say or request and are my friend, you know my number. If you aren’t, you must submit all comments via carrier pigeon. Or puppy-gram.

This one took a little while. I hope you enjoy.